
You might think I'd give up on knitting, but I won't. Let's take a few steps back in time so I can explain.
I fell in love with this lovely rusty tweed yarn at the
Sow's Ear earlier in the year. I'd visit the yarn about once a month to fondle and dream about it. After about the fifth visit, my friend finally burst out and said "JUST BUY IT. You've proven to yourself that you have self control. Now it's time to finally buy it." I purchased enough skeins to make the Himalayan Vest for this fall.
Himalayan VestSource:
Knitscene, Fall 2008Pattern by: Katie Himmelberg
My Ravelry Project:
Himalayan DisasterYarn:
Tahki Yarns SedonaColor: New Gold (003)
Material: 10% Silk, 90% Wool
Skeins: 8.1
Needles: US 8 and 13 circular
Care: Hand wash
Started: 5 August 2009
Finished: 16 September 2009

The vest is knit bottom up, double stranded - so even though I used only a little over 8 skeins, I really used a chunk of yarn from each of the last two skeins. You use two circular needles at the same time to knit the outside and the inside of the garment to create a pocket for stuffing. The needles are knitted with separately, yet they create an in-the-round garment. It’s hard to understand until you actually start doing it. After knitting one section, you stuff it, transfer all of the stitches to one smaller circular needle, then garter stitch a couple of rows to close the puffy section.
It's all knit in one piece and seamed together at the shoulders. The final step is to pick up stitches at the neckline to create the rolled collar. The construction was completely fascinating and fun to experience.

The only part where this pattern loses it’s focus is in the instructions for stuffing. The basic instructions tell us to be sure to stop and stuff all of the in-the-round sections before closing. But while following the actual knitting directions for the first two sections it reminds you to stuff, then they don’t mention stuffing again. This made me think twice about stuffing all the sections, so I decided not to stuff the upper sections because it might make me look top heavy. But that was the least of my problems with this garment.
When I was ready to seam the shoulders together, I realized that the official "right" side of the vest didn’t look as nice as the wrong side. I admit that I had made a few wonky stitches. Since both sides were virtually the same, I flipped it inside out before adding the collar. Ah what a bright girl I am!
But even with those modifications, I've decided that this vest is headed to the frog pond. Why? Oh so many reasons, let me show you the disaster:

FYI: all of the photos are with an unstuffed vest and if you look closely, you may see that I didn't even bother to weave in the ends since I'm going to frog this dog.
The front of the vest, up by the shoulders, is way too wide. I swear I look like a linebacker. Every photo taken of the back or at an angle looks fine, but the minute I show that front straight on, you can easily see the problems. And I'm blaming the pattern, not my ability to follow instructions.
When the vest was stuffed, I looked like I had lumpy boobs. Yeah, lumpy boobs. Maybe if I had a flatter chest it wouldn’t look so bad. I easily took out the stuffing with a crochet hook, but then my attention was drawn to the fact that the vest was TOO short. I’m too tall to wear a short blocky vest. It makes me look like a football player. Since the vest is knit from the bottom up (oh man I am starting to hate bottom up), I had no idea it would be this short. But that is no excuse.
I learned the hard way that I should ALWAYS compare the garment schematics with my body. Looking at the magazine picture, I had no idea that the vest was so short. Had I compared my body to the schematic, I would have realized this and not wasted my time. Adding an extra puffy round section at the base of the garment would have helped to make it longer and I might have liked it, but I don’t have enough extra yarn to try it.
I thought I wouldn't have anything to frog at the next Unravelling Party, but I guess I was wrong. This lovely yarn will be reinvented as Bianca’s Jacket some time soon.
Part of me wants to give up because I'm extremely disappointed to have another project that doesn't look good on me. But it's only a small part of me that's crying. A bigger part of me is determined to succeed and create garments that I'm proud to wear. After all, I've done it before! I guess this experience just means that I still have a lot to learn - which is a part of why knitting can be so fascinating.
*Photo of Bianca's Jacket from Interweave Knits.